How to ::fake:: a clean house
Are you a Martha?
Is your home spotless?
May I walk barefoot on your pristine tiles and fluffy carpets?
How do you do it?
Are there days you wish you had a home organizer on call?
Someone to organise the closets and put an order to kids' rooms?
Someone to clean those floors and keep mould off the bathroom?
And then you have the odd friend who pops in and you have to put everything in order in a gif?
Oh, you know the drill...
So let's just remember together a few tried and tested tips